Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Sticks and stones baby, sticks and stones.



Stick and stones baby, stick and stones;that Oprah wanna be Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez threw down on some serious name calling this past Sunday on his weekly broadcast show. Chavez called our President, Bush The Younger a drunkard, a donkey and a few other things too. Man let me tell you something in my ‘hood you say something like that to someone and you are gonna get the only beat down and because the the insults are so corny you’re going to get hit with the only barrage of “yo mama” insults.

In all fairness Chavez’s tirade came after he heard that Bush The Younger had called him a “demagogue” who uses Venezuela's oil wealth to destabilize democracy in the region. WTF?!! What ever happened to “turn the other cheek”, what ever happened to “sticks and stones may break my bones, but names can never hurt me”?
As we all know Chavez and Bush stay having drama. Chavez is one of Bush's fiercest critics and has repeatedly accused the U.S. government of seeking to oust him from the presidency of Venezuela. Washington is increasingly at odds with Chavez over his close alliance with Cuba and Iran. Then there was that whole little eye for an eye thing in January when Venezuela expelled a U.S. naval attaché on espionage charges and the U.S. State Department responded by removing a top Venezuelan diplomat from Washington. Now, now boys play nice or don’t play at all!

Chavez wanted to make sure Bush The Younger understood what he was saying in Sunday’s broadcast, he didn’t take any chances with Bush’s high school Spanish "You are a donkey, Mr. Bush," said Chavez, speaking in English. "You're an alcoholic Mr. Danger, or rather, you're a drunkard," Chavez said, referring to Bush by a nickname he frequently uses to describe the U.S. president. Ay Dios mio! The immaturity of it all ! Next thing you know these two are going to be sticking their fingers in their ears and doing Bronx cheers (raspberries) at each other .

Personally I think Chavez needs two things;
1) A copy of “Insults for Dummies” because my 7 year old cousin can cut better than that.
2) A new pair of glasses.
I compared pictures of Bush The Younger to a few photos of Donkeys and nope he does not resemble the animal at all. However a comparison of Bush The Younger to chimps was something else. Have a look for yourself.










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