Mia: Shaken Not Stirred

The true life stories of a NYC female.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Feminine Protection

Some dude of course you know it just had to be a guy came up with “The Pink Stinger” a taser gun disguised as a tampon… WTF?! a tampon… a tampon people a tampon! Well a double wide tampon but since most guys are not familiar with what a tampon really looks like it can fool more than a few men.

The deadly tampon packs 50,000 volts of power and it shoots fluffy absorbent probes from up to 14 feet away. It also lets out a floral scent which I’m sure is to cover up the smell of embarrassment and urine that the criminal is sure to release after being knocked out with the taser.

There are so many ways I can go with this one especially since you know damn well it's a joke... but the one image that keeps popping up in my head is that of a drunk chick with her period passed out in the bathroom panties around her ankles “The Pink Stinger” in her hand with burn marks on her hoo ha.

Link: The Pink Stinger

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