Tuesday, August 30, 2005
World's Oldest Woman ....
Hendrikje van Andel-Schipper, a former needlework teacher born on June 29, 1890, died in her sleep at a nursing home in the northern Dutch town of Hoogeveen. She was the oldest woman in the world according to Guinness World Records.
When contacted on the River Styxx
The Grim Reaper was quoted as saying, "It's about fuckin' time! I was starting to think she was immortal." Eddie Izzard's "Death and Hopscotch" monologue could be heard playing in the background. (see
Favorite Comics link on right to hear monologue)
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