Mia: Shaken Not Stirred


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Friday, August 26, 2005

Miss Mabrouk is having a sale...




Just in time for back to school shopping Miss Mabrouk is having a sale on Anti-Jihadi Handbags… I don’t know about you but living in New York City we know a thing or two about defending ourselves from terrorist attacks… that’s why 9 out of 10 college girls agree that Miss Mabrouk’s bag is a must have! The other chick didn’t agree b/c she was tight wad and a pacifist.

Ms. Mabrouk says,” Defend yourself against bearded punks with rucksacks - your peacekeeper handbag can terminate every vicious violator of peace and order in your home town.”

Not only are they great for fending off potential terrorists these bags are perfect for foiling the most aggressive of subway gropers while riding the #6 train during rush hour. In an assortment of colors these bags are sure to compliment any outfit ! Made with polished stainless steel the handle is guaranteed to keep their luster and color despite numerous skull bashings. The bags are 100% leather and are easily wiped clean. The interior is scotch guarded for those times when you’re foes brains are a little mushy.

But wait there’s more with if you order within the next 30 minutes Ms.Mabrouk will throw in a free coochie protector! Sure to dissuade the most ardant of suitors! A definite must have for young ladies on the go!
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Please see Miss Mabrouk for ordering info.




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