Sunday, August 28, 2005

Grateful Perv

( Perv on Subway whacking off)

I was reading The New York Daily News link on Miss Mabrouk’s blog about a guy whose picture was taken by a girl as he was masturbating in front of her on the subway. When I read the story in the paper yesterday morning it didn’t hit me, but today when I saw it on Ritzy’s blog the memory came flooding back to me...

About two years ago I was riding the #6 train home late one night. I was coming home from work oblivious to what was going on around me thanks to my MP3 player and a book I was really into. As we got deeper into my section of the Bronx I looked up and noticed that the once packed train was empty, except for me and this white dude. I didn’t get a criminal vibe off of him so I kept reading. All of a sudden I felt as if someone was staring at me. Have you ever had that feeling? When I look up sure enough the guy was staring at me. I looked the other way and then out of the corner of my eye I noticed he was fiddling around with his zipper area. The mother hubber was masturbating right there in front of me! He was trying to get me to look at him calling out to me. I got up to move down the train I couldn’t get off because the train was moving. As I walked down the car that seemed to get him more excited because now he had a view of my backside. He was having himself a field day. I remember thinking if he comes near him I am going to kick him in his nuts. I was trapped, I couldn’t go into another car because I was in the last one if I wanted to move towards front of the train I had to walk directly past him and he was blocking the aisle with his legs. Which meant I would have had to step over his legs, getting close enough to him that he could touch me or grab me. So instead I stood by the door with my body pressed against the door ready to run out as soon as the train made its next stop.

Finally the train was approaching a stop, as the train pulled into the stop I guess the guy finished his thing b/c he made a loud moaning sound as the door opened I ran out and he leaned his head out the door and yelled, “THANK YOU!!” and don’t ask me why because to this day I have no idea why I did this. I can only attribute it to nerves as I ran towards the subway exit I yelled back at him, “YOU’RE WELCOME!”



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