Mia: Shaken Not Stirred


The true life stories of a NYC female.

Monday, February 27, 2006

Too much free time





THINGS TO DO WHILE I'M STUCK AT HOME SICK


Put laundry away
Watch Maury
Start research on Juvenile Delinquency paper
Chat with foreign pen pals on internet
Talk to Said on phone
•Crank call Reina using Napoleon Dynamite Sound Board

Too much free time on my hands is never a good thing. I found a Napoleon Dynamite Sound Board on Ebaumsworld.com perfect for crank calling people. My victim for today was Reina. She was the chosen one because everybody else was at school. The trick was to be fast.

Reina: Hello

Napoleon Dynamite Sound byte: Hello

Reina: Hello

Napoleon Dynamite Sound byte: Hello

It took all I had not to burst out laughing

Reina: Hello

Napoleon Dynamite Sound byte: Hey

Reina: Hello, who is this?

Napoleon Dynamite Sound byte: Napoleon Dynamite

Reina: Who you want to speak to?

Napoleon Dynamite Sound byte: Is Pedro there?

Reina: I think you got the wrong number

Napoleon Dynamite Sound byte: Dang

She hung up and I was forced to call her back. Frankly I was amazed she hadn’t figured out it was a crank call.

Reina: Hello

Napoleon Dynamite Sound byte: Hello

Reina: Look buddy who is this?

Napoleon Dynamite Sound byte: Napoleon Dynamite

Reina: Listen buddy I’m at work right now!

clicked the next one by mistake

Napoleon Dynamite Sound byte: How’s your neck?

Reina: What you said?!

Napoleon Dynamite Sound byte: How’s it going?

Reina: Who you want to speak to?

Napoleon Dynamite Sound byte: Is Pedro there?

Reina: You got the wrong number

Napoleon Dynamite Sound byte: Dang.

Napoleon Dynamite Sound byte: Can you just come and get me?

Reina: What?

Napoleon Dynamite Sound byte: Can you just come and get me?

Napoleon Dynamite Sound byte: I need you to give me a ride in an hour.


She hung on me again by this time I couldn’t hold the laughter in anymore. I just poured out of me I couldn’t breathe and started crying from laughing so hard. My mom looked at me like I was crazy and in between the fits of laughter I demonstrated what I had done. Pretty soon my mom and my uncle were laughing just as hard as I was. My laughing fiesta came to an end when I heard the familiar chirp of my Nextel, it was Reina. Oh crap she figured out it was me! I thought. Turns out she hadn’t. All she wanted to know was if I was going to go to class tonight. I’m going to keep this up and see how far I can take it before she figures out it’s me. I’m going to call her later on at home.

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