Mia: Shaken Not Stirred


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Monday, February 13, 2006

Bang Bang Cheney Shot Him Down


Our beloved assistant leader Dick Cheney shot his friend Whittington while allegedly “quail hunting. WTF is Cheney with his heart condition doing hunting? You know there are one of two scenarios that can be going on here… work with me on this people allow your mind to take the journey with me…

1) Remember those killings President Bush says he’s authorized to do? You know the ones where he swears up and down that he has the power to order anyone inside of the USA killed without the consent of a judge, a court ruling etc. You remember he made the claim on “let’s play dictator” day. That was the day he was obviously wearing too tight underwear and the circulation was being cut to his brain. Anyway so I was thinking maybe Cheney figured he’d get a head start especially now that some photo of Bush and Abramoff is making the news. I’m just saying maybe Cheney was thinking about some stuff got a lil confused and mistook Whittington for Abramoff Osama and bang bang he shot him down. Bang bang Whittington hit the ground. Bang bang that awful sound…Bang bang Cheney shot him down.

2)Cheney and his “friend” (wink wink) have had a “Broke Back Mountain” thing going on all of these years and Cheney flipped the hell out when his partner threatened to go to the press. In a fit of desperation Cheney aims his gun at his love never intending for it to go off he only wanted to scare the dude but his vision was clouded by his tears and the gun went off accidentally and bang bang he shot him down. Bang bang Whittington hit the ground. Bang bang that awful sound…bang bang Cheney shot his baby down.


Anyway those are the two plausible scenarios that are going through my head. Yeah I know I can take Cheney at his word and believe that the whole thing was an accident. However I’d like to point out that nothing is ever quite on the up and up as far as this administration is concerned. So how do we know this was really an “accident” eh? I’m just saying….




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