Wednesday, March 30, 2005

It was hot at the restaurant where i worked at so i took off my sweater.
I had on a short sleeved shirt but the sleeve had ridden up my arm a bit exposing a silver of my periot fairy tattoo... The cashier noticed it and made a comment about my boss disliking tattoos in the work place. I assured her that unlike my eyebrow ring the tattoo was not removable and i adjusted my sleeve to make sure it was covered. This was the 2nd time she commented about my tats. The previous week i was wearing a tank top underneath an opened button down shirt and while i was adjusting the the tak top to make sure no cleavage showed she saw the top of a tattoo i have above my breast. My tattoos are situated so that unless i want you to see them you wont....well unless my sleeves ride up or i'm wearing a wife beater with no shirt over it.
Okay back to the story.... I was waiting for a table to free up when I saw the cashier talking to my boss and i could tell i was the topic because: 1) they were looking at me in that " look but dont look over there " way...2) she was touching her arm in the spot where she had seen my tat.

Immeadiately after their convo my boss aka "the little man"walked over to me and was looking at my arms as if he were looking for something, but he was trying to play it off. He stood by my left side. I could feel him sweeping my arm with his eyes. He didn't see anything so he moved over to my right. Now my other arm was being inspected. I knew what he was looking for but ignored his x-ray eyes. Again he couldn't find what he was looking for. He looked to the cashier for help, she touched the bottom of her sleeve with her finger, signaling him where to look.
He looked at the bottom of my sleeve, aha! Jackpot! He saw a speck of ink showing. He touched my arm and asked, "Maria what's this?" "A tattoo", I replied.
He told me from now on to keep it covered because "this is not a bar, it's a family restaurant" Meanwhile the cashier is flashing porn star cleavage...and one of the waitresses is wearing jeans so tight that she's gotta be risking a SERIOUS yeast infection. She is beyond camel toe i'm pretty sure it's her uterus that's being outlined in them jeans.


I've got four more tattoos he doesn't know about it..and I'll be getting another one in several weeks... I guess he'll discover them as the cashier play spot "Mia's tattoos" with me ... the only way she'll see them is if she sees me off the job during the summer, when I'm wearing skimpier tops and my hair is up ( yoga fairy back of neck).Now I ask you dear people what the hell can be so offensive about a fairy tattoo???
 



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