Mia: Shaken Not Stirred

The true life stories of a NYC female.

Friday, October 14, 2005

Concerned expectant mother....

In what's got to be one of the most WTF moments ever; 35 yr old Mellisa Williamson takes a cigarette break outside her house while worrying about the effects on her unborn child from the sound of nearby jack hammers.

Ohhh man some people are just too much! By all means she should be worried about the jack hammers...I mean they've been proven to cause low birth weight and birth defects among unborn children. Not like cigarettes which have been proven to be a good source of calcium and vitamins for developing fetuses. Docotors recommend smoking at least half a pack per day for the good of the baby and once the baby is born they recommend blowing the second hand smoke in their little faces for continued good health and mixing a little booze in their baby formula.

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