Mia: Shaken Not Stirred


The true life stories of a NYC female.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Jack is Moving and Nora's Bag is Getting Frequent Flier Miles

My heffa Jackie is moving out of her kick ass apartment due to room mate drama.
I guess it looked better on paper then it was in reality. On the one hand I am thrilled that she’s moving because it’s less of a commute for me to see her.
Whoot Whoot! I hardly got to see her in her new apartment b/c it was a 3 hour ride from my house. Mass transist is no joke people!
On the other hand I’m sad that she’s moving due to room mate incompatibility. She deserves better, she deserves me! Lol But I am in no rush to leave home. My folks are fantastic people.

So my aunt Nora has been in Egypt for the past 3 weeks and I am so hating on her!
I sent out a suitcase full of gifts to the people I met out there and wouldn’t ya know it it promptly gets lost. Last I heard it was on it’s way to Libya!
The bag is racking up frequent flier miles!
I feel awful b/c a lot of thought when into those gifts. At least some of them made it out there since Nora had seperated them. But the ones to the people I treasured the most are lost, lost, never to be seen again! I had sent Rasha my main heffa out there a designer handbag with the matching head scarf to go with it. In the bag was some makeup. Rasha had loved my lipsticks and what nots so much when I was out there I made it a point to send her some. I had sent her baby Kensi who is way adorable by the way the cutest little outfit from Old Navy and some Sesame Street stuffed animals (Cookie Monster, Big Bird, and Elmo) .
Now I’m going to have to figure another way to send her some replacements without having to resort to prostitution to pay for shipping costs!

Rumor has it my cousin Mahmoud might be making the return trip with Nora.
I am looking forward to showing him NYC although we’re going to have to do a makeover on him if he expects to get any play out here. I don’t know man the dudes out there dress “European Style” which he is NYC equals Gay but not Gay in a nice way. It equals Gay in a way that even the Gays here would be like what the fruck is he wearing and why?!! Oh yeah man I’ve got major work to do on the dude…lol




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