Sunday, January 08, 2006

My first official WTF moment of '06


Ah yeah boy, my first official “WTF” moment of 2006 courtesy of Pat Robertson. God’s “official” spokesman has done it again. Not content to rest on his religious thug’s laurels after a busy year of giving voice to God’s wrath and retribution for the citizens of Dover, Pennsylvania. Remember these were the people who were threatened with God developing “Deaf Ear Syndrome” towards them in retaliation for voting against the intelligent design theory. Oh yeah and who could forget the tornado in Kentucky for which Warren Beatty was directly responsible due to his interrupting a speech by “The Governator” Arnold Schwarzenegger at a campaign rally in San Diego.

Not content to wreck havoc here in the states God has now turned his vengeful eye on ailing Israeli Prime minister Sharon. According to Robertson who like gossip columnist Liz Smith is in the know when it comes to things like this. Ariel Sharon’s massive stroke was the lord’s way of punishing Sharon for surrounding the Gaza Strip to the Palestinians.It had nothing to do with Sharon’s unhealthy dietary habits or stressful life. Sharon was struck with a massive stroke in retaliation for his Gaza Strip decision.

Robertson talking crap on his show The 700 Club, (proving once again there is way too much garbage on television these days) said that God smote the prime minister of Israel. “Sharon was dividing God’s land and I would say ‘Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course.’ God says, ‘this land belongs to me. You’d better leave it alone.’” Is it just me or did Robertson aka God’s muscle man just threatened Israel’s next head honcho? And another thing is God laying claim to land now? What next? Will he lay claim to prime real estate as well, gambling casinos, and landmarks? What ever happened to “this land is your land, this land is my land etc, this land was made for you and me….” Is he letting us know he intends to become a squatter? Also where do they send the tax bills to for said land? Does God have his own accountant or does he do his own books?

According to Robertson God is mightily pissed off at Sharon these days, “God has enmity against those who divide my land. For any prime minister of Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says, ‘No this is mine,’” God’s henchman said. He went on to further illustrate his point about God’s insistence that Israel not be divided by pointing out Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin’s assassination. “it was a terrible thing that happened, but nevertheless he was dead,” added Robertson in between maniacal fits of laughter. Rabin hoping to achieve peace had sought to acquire it by giving land to the Palestinians and we all know what happened to his ass….ummm hmmm he was killed people! Deader than a door nail and now we all know who was behind it. ‘Twas God people, our mighty, mighty lord. No wonder I don’t go to church the entity is scaring me!

I guess this goes to show that the Jews really are the chosen people after all. I mean last time God got pissed off at Warren Beatty he let loose a deadly tornado into a majority Christian state. This time God went after the lone Jew who was pissing him off everyone else was spared...this time.

As usual everyone and their mama are shaking their heads at Robertson’s stupidity hell even Bush the younger was said to have shook his head and uttered ,”that Pat Robertson sure is a dumb one.” And that coming from the mental midget speaks volumes in itself.

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